What next? The right to say, "No, I don't want to have sex," to your husband?! UNACCEPTABLE! UN-DING FLIPPIN' DONG-ACCEPTABLE!!
We should all be in only four places.
1) The kitchen, cooking for our families.
2) The bedroom, giving out husbands what they want and receiving no pleasure in the meantime. Remember that GOD LOVES BABIES, HAVE AS MANY AS YOU CAN.
3) In church, God loves you.
4) Trying to convert heathens into God-loving people. Like me on the internet!
So women, if your're not cooking or on your back, rethink what you're doing.